This page needs a mascot. Say hello to Mr. Glitch.

I need an image to test out alpha channel PNGs on Internet Explorer. Here's Dougal.

He seems to work fine. Firefox apologists are probably just retarded.

Now we have a dynamic template. Fortune might break it, though, because I'm not very good with Ruby and I don't know how to sanitize input.

edit: fixed

This here is a page. Isn't that exciting‽

It might last WEEKS!