There were the white women whining about our male-dominated society, and then there were the activists complaining about the inaction of the NYPD.

The white women regurgitated the lessons of their Women's Studies professors, and fell back on the time-honored tradition of Take Back the Night marches.

(Go on, tell a feminist that the night has traditionally belonged to criminals and whores. See if those self-defense classes and Tae-Bo tapes paid off.)

On a message board, someone wrote:

"That one bothered me too. [sarcasm] Rapists *never* have a girlfriend or wife right? [/sarcasm] Freaking Ted Bundy had a girlfriend. A lot of good it did all those victims. It's about violence and psychological warfare not sex."

I doubt a 16-year-old spic who can barely speak English or Spanish wakes up and says, "Gosh, I'd like to engage in psychological warfare today. I'm quite upset that the modern feminist movement has emasculated me and made me feel worthless. I am now going to reclaim my rightful place as the humiliator and dominator of the weaker sex. Isn't it great being part of the patriarchy?"

It is about sex, hence the groping and pawing. If the attackers weren't interested in sex, the attacks would have been of another nature.

The sexual aspect floats their boats, which is why they weren't knocking the scantily-clad women around with 2X4s.

I'd be interested in seeing the racial breakdown of the women claiming to have been assaulted. My guess is that the majority of complainants are black and white, not Hispanic.

Hispanic women seem to take it as par for the course. "Oh, look at our naughty men with their machismo. Now, let's put on some trashy clothing, hit the clubs and suck some cock."

Put together sluts and horny men, and trouble is bound to ensue. It's only an issue when yuppie rollerbladers in Anna Sui capri pants are involved.

Anyone – black, white, male, female – who attends an event that attracts a large crowd should plan accordingly. Large crowds tend to devolve into mobs rather quickly, particularly in the kind of sweltering heat that provokes violent acts.

There are certain rules to follow that might prevent a problem.

If it's the West Indian parade, don't wear a Confederate flag t-shirt.

If it's the St. Patrick's Day parade, don't wear orange.

And if it's the Puerto Rican Day parade, don't wear booty-and-tit-bearing clothing (especially if it's white).

Better yet, sit on your ass and watch the events unfold at home. You'll be safe, and you can tape the parade for repeated viewings of the moment when Anne Peyton Bryant's face freezes in terror.

As if the caterwauling feminists who couldn't pay someone to pinch their nipples weren't bad enough, Al Sharpton reared his ugly head.

"They can shoot unarmed people 41 times. But they can't protect women in Central Park," Sharpton said.

It's about time the members of the NYPD just quit. Don't bother with a sick-in or making anonymous comments to local newspapers. Just stop showing up for work.

As a member of the NYPD, you can't do anything right. Face it. If you try to defend yourself, someone will sue you. If the constant threat of lawsuits makes you and your superiors nervous, and you decide to back off, someone will sue you.

Had you broken up the roving groups of perverts, someone would have sued because you're racist, prejudiced, discriminatory, violators of hate crime laws, and purveyors of brutality.

It would have caused rioting as troublemakers banded together to protest the treatment they were receiving.

So, why bother? Sanitation workers and firefighters have the same pension plan, sick days and benefits as you, and they get more respect. And inanimate garbage is a lot easier to deal with than human garbage.

You've lost the city. No one respects you. You're either too aggressive or too cowardly. Your hands are either tied behind your backs or gripping a gun. It's time to step aside and let someone new take control.

It's time to put the feminists in charge. They know it all, and if our testosterone-riddled society just listened to them, all would be well.

Give them candles and a catchy slogan, and they'll take back the city. You'll see.

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