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Alex wrote:

Childfree is the only way to live, I am 25 and have more material possesions with my spouse and two dogs then my parents had at 40. I am living life. No regrets.

TMB:
I don't understand childfree individuals who wax poetic about their dogs. Is there any difference between a parent mentioning her two kids and you mentioning your two dogs?

The average dog spends its days shitting, tearing up furniture, nipping at your ankles and fingers, messily eating, ignoring commands, and playing.

If I wanted that, I'd have a kid.


Micky wrote:

You are the most judgemental bitch I have ever heard of . I bet your mouth is shut when you are around teens who are mommies for fear that your ass will probably get beaten the shit out of . I am not gonna try to make you see my ways , because you arent worht the time to convince . I just wanted to have fun and call you a bitch who must be a lesbian , or you might like to be anti-social and masturbate . Hopefully , you will not ever bacome a mother for fear that you might have a child one day ... and God forbid that your child becomes a parent as a teen , you might try to kill your child for fear that your reputation will be changed ! I bet that if you ever become a mom , you will have a child that becomes a TEEN MOTHER OR FATHER ! hahaha ... I will find that so amusing , because then you will be known as "The Misanthropic Grandma" , but still have the bitch (just hidden). Not like you would tell us right ??? LOL ... Anyhow that is all I had to say towards you Ms. Bitch .

TMB:
I think I speak for all of America when I say: What?


MiGP3@cs.com wrote:

I don't know who the fuck you think you are but all I can say is that you better hope to that ,,God" of yours that you never meet me or another irate gay person!

TMB:
What are you going to do, redecorate my room in pastels?

Yes, you are entitled to your poinions and freedom of speech, but only until a tiny little thing called LIBEL!!!

TMB:
Are you saying that the queers aren't doing something to the soil? Come on, look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population.

If you really want to say something, why not tell the world what a completely fucking moron you are?!?!?! I personally hope you get what's coming to you and soon!!!

TMB:
If you mean a book deal, a few more online gift certificates or a winning Mega Millions ticket, I also hope I get what's coming to me.


BluPoPtArT1@aol.com wrote:

you are awesome. damn, i thought i was an outspoken bitch, you are the queen! (that is a good thing)

TMB:
Wow. I'm blushing. I'm the queen of bitchy AOLers. And my high school guidance counselor said that I'd get nowhere with my attitude.

Keep the site up, I shut mine down for a year before i went crawling back to it because i was a stupid idiot with nothing to go to and yell at people with. and, hey. i love the fact that there are no happy faces around. happy faces arent real, theyre fantasy.

TMB:
You view me as a kindred spirit, don't you? And the Web brought our tortured souls together, right?

about the McCaugheys thing, i realllllly dont like those people. im from iowa too, and they suck. they only say they ont want money so people will a) either feel sorry for them and give them money or b) think theyre honest people and give them money. its their plan- they have an agent and people doing shit for them every damn fucking day.

TMB:
You've figured out their master plan. Congratulations.

either way i love everything you did. again, you are awesome. ~Jacqui~ (yeah yeah, another misspelled name. add it if u want, it looks too happy, dont you think?)

TMB:
Having sycophants isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.


Ormbee@aol.com wrote:

Dear Misanthropic Bitch, I just finished reading your bit on tubal ligation and I am writing to encourage your pursuit of a permanent means of birth control. Its a shame, however, that you won't be passing along your unique ability to turn a phrase to a future generation. There aren't quite enough writers out there bold enough to pepper their work with such scandalous words as "fuck", "fucking", "fucker" and "fucked". You certainly do fancy yourself to be quite the little iconoclast, don't you?

TMB:
No, but thanks for being the 20th person to make that remark. Quite observant and original of you.

And accusing me of frequent cursing when that's clearly not the case? Tsk, tsk. Is there a form letter circulating on how to respond negatively to my site?

You're probably the only woman in her early to-mid twenties that has ever had these kind of insurgent feelings.

TMB:
Much like you're the first person to claim that I think that I'm the only woman in her early-to-mid-twenties that has ever had those kind of insurgent feelings.

At the very least, you're probably the only one that has ever had the nerve to express them.

TMB:
Oh, definitely!

I'm sure your silly, misogynistic, soon-to-be subjected to your unwashed bits gynecologist will attest to that.

TMB:
I had no idea that my doctor was misogynistic, although one could hardly blame him, given he spends his days sticking his face in the snatches of irrational, overemotional women with yeast infections and fertility problems. Thanks for the insight, though. I appreciate it. I'm learning sooooooooooooo much from you!

I'm sure he didn't dismiss you as just another angry chick with a case of delayed adolescence who needs to work through some issues. I know I don't!

TMB:
You're so cheeky and clever! I'm so stunned by your dazzling wit and originality that I'm reduced to using exclamation points to express my awe! You're awesome!

Again, best of luck finding someone to tie your tubes!

TMB:
Thanks!!!!!!!

It must be really unusual for young women to proclaim that they don't want any children and are seeking a permanent method of birth control.

TMB:
It must be because the doctor said I was the first young woman he's encountered who wanted a tubal!!!!! He must live in a bubble, huh?!?!?!

I know at the doctor's office where I was once employed we would only see it every third or fourth time any young woman from the nearby youth home came into the office. You, my dear, dear Misanthropic Bitch, are what's know in these parts as a trailblazer.

TMB:
I'm only following in your footsteps, dear. You're quite the trailblazer, as well.  


Liz wrote:

Um...excuse me..overprivliged white str8 girl..yes, that would be you...

TMB:
I might not lick the foul-smelling cesspool of womanhood, but I didn't realize that choice was ripe for insults. Am I not diverse enough?

I have a question for you. Why do people who lack real opinions, real intelligence, and real exposure to the world feel an overwhelming need to talk?

TMB:
I don't know. You wrote to me.


Donna wrote:

Honey, maybe you should spend less time running your mouth and more time in class. Women are the weaker sex? Sure, that's why men are more likely to die shortly after a spouse.

TMB: Because their wives were slaves and did everything for them. That's empowering?

And your pathetic whining about having to answer the phones because your female coworker had to go tend to a family emergency "even though it's not your job" doesn't exactly do you credit.

TMB: To working mothers, everything is a family emergency.

Even if you put aside the fact that a) just MAYBE women wouldn't require the majority of flex time if someone, say FATHERS, took an equal share of child rearing responsibilities

TMB: Just MAYBE women wouldn't require the majority of flex time if someone, say MOTHERS, expected, say FATHERS, to take an equal share of child-rearing responsibilities.

and b) the U.S. is one of the most hostile countries in the free world when it comes to parents (see Sweden, where women get up to one YEAR of maternity leave),

TMB: Because Americans, most of whom are parents, would never agree to the level of taxation needed to institute socialism based on one's reproductive status.

what the hell makes you think you're exempt? Are you planning to stuff your parents in a nursing home or pawn them off on a sibling when they can no longer take care of themselves?

TMB: Of course I'm stuffing them in a nursing home. They'd have it no other way. Unlike most parents, they don't expect me to be a martyr and give up my life to take care of them during their later years. I don't owe them anything.

Or will it somehow be different when it's you running out the door because your mom fell down the stairs and broke her hip and some bitchy kid has to take over for you?

TMB: I'm not a paramedic. I'm not a doctor. I'm not an orthopedic surgeon. What would be the point of my running out the door because my mother fell down the stairs and broke her hip? There's nothing I can do that can't be done after work.

Sigh. The ability of whiny kids to inflict their self-important, uninformed opinions upon the world at large is one of the unforeseen drawbacks to the web.

TMB: Unforeseen? That's why it was created.


Angel wrote:

Well maybe I am an idiot!

TMB:
Your honesty is refreshing. If only more mothers would admit the same.

Hell I have 3 wonderful boys

TMB:
Does anyone have children who are not wonderful, beautiful and intelligent? I know that one's judgment becomes clouded when speaking of offspring, but based on the quality of your email, I can't imagine you passed on wonderful genes.

and got divorced when I my twin sons were 6 months

TMB:
That's awful. Why would you have additional children knowing that your marriage was in trouble?

and now I am raising 3 boys on my own!

TMB:
I look forward to their future appearance on a bootcamp episode of “The Sally Jesse Raphael Show,” when they buckle under the discipline of a male authority figure. I also look forward to the update at the end of the show, telling everyone that once the boys returned to their estrogen-rich house, they promptly resumed their raping and pillaging.

Hard to believe that I am 24 and work a full time job and also go to school full time..

TMB:
If you work a full-time job and attend school as a full-time student, when do you see your children? The kids have no father, and their mother is only home long enough to fix a cheese sandwich before heading off to her Early Childhood Development class?

My kids dont' scream there damn heads off 24/7 ! That's for sure!

TMB:
How would you know? You're never with them.

My oldest is almost 5 and my twins are almost 1! Wouldn't trade a thing in this world for them.

TMB:
In another year, your kids will “accidentally” drown in a tragic accident, but you'll be comforted by a new boyfriend. Who just happens to dislike children. Specifically yours. Yep, wouldn't trade 'em for the world.

As far as my freedom goes...ah yea ! has died alot since I was in my teenage years...BUT MY GOD! some people have to grow up sooner or later!

TMB:
Having children does not make one an adult. It makes one fertile, and given today's medical “miracles,” even that's questionable.

Maturity does not suddenly appear when the baby's head starts to crown.

Can't live your life in a bar every weekend, well I guess on could, but then again what kind of life would that be anyways.

TMB:
I wasn't aware that those without children spent their lives in a bar. Is that the only options we have in life? Become parents or barflys?

I think your little remarks are down right NOT TRUE at all! Childern are the most important people in this world, but then again it would have to take a mother to say something like that!!!!!!

TMB:
Your last sentence says it all.

Women are generally useless once they breed. Their children become their lives – which is fine, and should be expected – but they seem to forget that adults rule the world, and it's a parent's job to teach children how to live in that world. It's not the other way around.


Genevieve Terblanche wrote:

Hey, for every teen mom popping a new one out every nine months, there's some overactive hamsterpants impregnating anything that moves. All the attention is focussed on the pregnant one, but you can't believe in immaculate conception. For every pregnant teen girl, there's some jerk off who didn't use protection either. So add a new section to your site on getting rid of fucking hormone crazy guys. They're the worse problem, and they suffer none of the consequences. Yes, I'm pissed off. If you're going to blame women, blame men too.

TMB:Women get pregnant. Men do not. Women have access to numerous methods of birth control. Men have one. Women can have abortions. Men cannot force women to have abortions.

Women hold all of the power. When a woman becomes pregnant, it is often because she either chose not to use birth control or did not use the birth control correctly. When a woman has a child, it is because she decided to continue with her pregnancy. When a child grows up without a father, it is usually due to the mother choosing to procreate with someone who either made it known that he did not want to be a father or through his actions, made it known that he would not be a good father.

Children do not get born because men shoot loads. Humans are conceived because of that, but it takes the decision of a woman to bring about the inevitable.

So, yes, the blame lies with women because it is their bodies that host the fetus and it is their minds that decide to "choose life."


Marc from Europe wrote:

Hi,

TMB: Um, hello.

I think you are one of those fucking stupid and arrogant Americans.

TMB: Is there any other kind?

People in America aren't very intelligent and open-minded, are they?

TMB: Not really. Do you think we should be?

When Europeans think of Americans 4 things come to their minds: arogance, ignorance, NO colture, right wing idiots.

TMB: When Americans think of Europeans, four things come to our minds as well: hairy armpits, overrated culture and socialist idiots. Yes, I know that is only three items, but I am an American and therefore, unable to count to four.


slyon@kiralaw.com wrote:

Well, needless to say, you are a person in need of major attention, who has great sexual concerns about yourself, not to mention you have a very big self complex.

TMB: Do you even know what you wrote means?

How could you encourage someone to have sex with a child or let alone even look at a picture of a naked child in a sexual manner?

TMB: Well, they're doing their part to cut down on overpopulation.

Do you have children of your own, nieces or nephews?

TMB: No, but I do keep a 10-year-old Honduran boy chained in my basement.

Could you imagine walking in on someone having sex with your them?

TMB: It depends. Do I get to join in?

I'm not sorry when I tell you that you are a very sick person and you need help.

TMB: Truly.

Have you ever considered asking Jesus Christ to become a part of your life?

TMB: I don't know. Is Jesus a swinger?

If not, you should try it. All you have to do is pray this simple prayer: "Jesus, I am a sinner. Please forgive me and come into my life. I believe in you."

TMB: Perhaps, then, I'll empathize with teen mothers.

If you truly believe that prayer, you will be on your way to a new life in Jesus Christ and be on your way to Heaven.

TMB: And if I don't believe that prayer, I'll be like the 95 percent of Christians trying to cover their sses.

You do not have to change your lifestyle, God will do it for you.

TMB: That seems to be the lazy man's solution.

You can add this to your "stupid people" file or you can answer me with a rude comment, but it doesn't matter to me. I have witnessed to you and my job is done. It's what you do with it from here that matters and your blood will not be on my hands when I stand before God on Judgment Day.

TMB: You called me a "very sick person." I thought only God was allowed to judge?


Lucki@aol.com wrote:

You know i am a 18 year oldmother to a 1 year old daughter.

TMB:
No, I don't know that. Why would I? Maybe you should change your AOL screen name to "18yroldmomto1yrolddd."

And i am just as good of person as you you are.

TMB:
Even better, I'd bet.

And i don't appreciate the things you are saying about people who share my life. You know what i am glad i had my daughter adn i would do it again cause you don't know the feeling i get when i wake up and she is waiting to get feed, get new clothes on , and play wiht her..

TMB:
No, I guess I don't know what you feel when you wake up. A burning sensation "down there"? A perfectly rational desire to jump off of a bridge?

And she give me the best feeling , she changed my life. And because of her i am back in school and working. And yeah her father left but thats not cause i am stupid, but cause he was to young to understand.

TMB:
He obviously wasn't too young to understand that having a child in one's teen years ruins one's life. You can learn a lot from a dummy.

I know i might have made a wrong choice but atleast i am taking care of her and not asking some one else too.

TMB:
You're in school? In a school where learning is valued? And English is a required subject? I'm beginning to doubt that.

You should reapect us cause we aer doing soemthing you could never do...

TMB:
I'm banging my head on my computer desk, Lucki. Are you happy now? Rather, aer you hapy know?

The reason we are living is to creat, and some of us just are to weak to do that..

TMB:
We live to create? True enough, but creating a child is perhaps the easiest path to take. Try creating a Web site. Oh, wait, you did.

i HATE GIRL LIKE YOU WHO DON'TKNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT...

TMB:
YOU MUST BE REALLY ANGRY NOW!

You will never know what it feels liek to be us and why we do the things we do.

TMB:
The shame of that eats at me. It truly does.

sO IN THE MEAN TIME I WOULD SHUT UP.....

TMB:
Yes, please, shut up.

oH YEAH BEFORE I LET YOU GO THE BABY NAME THING ??????? yOU ARE SO WRONG I know alot of women wiht crazy name there mothers picked out.. And they are not shuts porn queens, or anyhting liek that..

TMB:
Exactly. They're teen mothers, which is ... so ... much ... better. At least "shuts" and porn queens earn money.

If i was in your family i would make sure you weren't in my life.

TMB:
Could you let my family in on that? I wish they'd stop calling.

And a nother thing my mother was 27 when i was borned so if what your saying about teen mothers make teen mother .. hows that work..

TMB:
A different dynamic was at work. A stupid woman produced another stupid woman. Now, you're destined to produce another teen mother. A stupid teen mother, at that.

And a friend of mine mothers had her at 15 and he is 21 and still no kid...

TMB:
Men tend to be a tad smarter when it comes to reproduction. They're not the problem.

I bet i could rais my daughter to be juat as smart as your kids maybe smarter..

TMB:
...

Cause she willknow what real life is and from what i read about you you haev no clue......

TMB:
If real life means living your life, I choose to remain blissfully naive.

write back cause i knwo what i am talking about you don't?????/

TMB:
Are you asking me if I know what I'm talking about? Did you mean for that to be a question? You seem rather emphatic about it.

margaret 18 yr mother of Jennifer- Jordyn 1 year

TMB:
And there you have it. A persuasive argument from a teen mother.


Lucki@aol.com (yes, her again) wrote:

I think your making a fool of your self. Your people don't even believe I am a real person.

TMB:
Because you fit the teen mother stereotype a little too perfectly.

And how did you know that Lucki2bu was my sister. You been hacking?

TMB:
Yeah, I'm an l33t haX0r.

Yeah and your people are saying I am dumb when they call you there (God) knowing your a women. How smart are they?

TMB:
In English, please.

I don't know you. I can't say mean things about you. My mother was a good mother and tough me how to respect people, even if I don't understand what moves them.

TMB:
But she didn't teach you how to keep your legs shut or use birth control, which is more important than holding the door open for old ladies.

I know you just going to put this on your web page trying to making fun of me. (But I do n;t care cause I have something to tell you.About how you posted my letter and the rude and incorrect things you said about it.

TMB:
I don't need to make fun of you. You state your case better than I can.

My daughters father, didn't leave cause he knew teen fathers have no life! Teen parents have lives and it can be as good as any other life) He left cause he couldn't have her all to him self....

TMB:
Oooh, incest.

Isn't it important that, before the baby is born, Mom and Dad create a baby-buttbanging schedule? I urge all pregnant women who read my site to talk to your significant other about this issue. If you want Saturday nights alone with Tryfalgyr, discuss and plan it now. Don't wait.

Oh yeah because I had a daughter, I have bladder infection. How do you get that one?

TMB:
Your photo. You have that pained "man, it burns to piss" look.

I bet you have been with more people then me and I bet you have a STD yourself.

TMB:
Well, you're not a virgin, so I'd say you're ahead of the game. I've been monogamous for eight years. Once a woman finds a dick that can please her, she should stick with it. Words of wisdom, Lucki.

You know the pill don't protected you from STD and AIDS?

TMB:
It don't protected me? Golly, I didn't know dat, you guys.

And it also can cause harm to your body.

TMB:
So can pregnancy and childbirth.

You all don't know any thing about kids saying because a mother is a bad one her child will throw fits. Well, its a lie cause kid will be kids no matter what kind of mother they have.

TMB:
How a mother reacts to a child's fits demonstrates what kind of mother she is.

How can you think thetas it is OK for an adult to take a child innocents away? Let me tell you if any man ever touched my daughter or my nephew. I would kill them and I wouldn't even think about it.

TMB:
Aren't you being a tad egotistical? What makes you think your daughter is hot enough to be molested? I bet she'd turn the stomach of even the least self-respecting pedophile.

A child should have the right to grow up and not have to worry about assholes who have to over power lil kids to get off.

TMB:
Overpowering kids is clichι. It's more fun to entice them with a N64 game.

You are so sick and I hope someday you get help. But tell then leave me out of your site.

TMB:
I didn't write to you, and I have a disclaimer on my site that discourages feedback. But if someone decides to write, I've made it clear that the e-mail might be used on my site.

Remember you had someone's site taking away cause they put your in there site well that what your doing with me...

TMB:
*drools and stares into space*


LuCkI2bU@aol.com (AKA "Lucki's sister") wrote:

I came across your site today and I feel that you really have no idea what you are talking about.

TMB:
And you're here to enlighten me. Open my eyes. Show me the truth. Blah, blah. It's been done before. It didn't take.

I could be wrong, but I am guessing that you are the product of a single mother .

TMB:
I'm the product of a fertilized egg. I don't know about you.

And you have been mistaken, if you think that all teen mothers are stupid.

TMB:
I don't think all teen mothers are stupid. Just the ones with kids.

Life is just a game of cards , you have just got a better hand in your eyes, but do not bet the pot you might not win the game and who likes leaving the table with nothing to show for your time and effort..

TMB:
Right, and remember, kids, if the dealer is showing a 6 and you have 12, stand. And for the love of God, split 8s and aces.

If you want to give people your opinion fine but do not force it on anyone.

TMB:
Oh, please? Pretty please, can I force it on someone?

Imagine if you had a channel and it was showing the 700 club.

TMB:
I do have a channel that shows The 700 Club. It's a basic cable channel. You don't get it? You should call your cable company to complain.

That would be okay the first hour , but eventually you would be like shut up.

TMB:
Yeah, I'd be all, like, whatever.

I'm assuming you think I'm a teen mom(24) ,I am not . I am a mother and an aunt.

TMB:
Goddamn, a mother and an aunt? Where's my pen? I was going to vote for Harry Browne as president, but I plan to send in a write-in vote for you. You're a sage. A woman wise beyond her years. And it's all thanks to having children in your life. Praise be!

I have a 2 yr old son . i've gone to college . I am not married. I do not get state aid .

TMB:
If you've gone to college, why do you put a space before your punctuation marks?

I know several teen mothers they are not any better or worse than the grown version .

TMB:
If you're any indication...

They have only done one thing wrong, and it also appears that you are doing the same . . . ASSUMING THAT CONDOMS WOULD PREVENT PREGNANCY . . . Most young people do not know how to use or when to use a condom

TMB:
And these are the people we allow to have children?

Several other forms of birthcontrol do not work if not properly used either.

TMB:
That's why condoms, birth control pills, Depo-Provera, etc. come with instructions. Often, there are pretty pictures to accompany the text.

Not reading the instructions is not "only doing one thing wrong." It's pure stupidity, and it leads to yet another undisciplined brat being born.

THE ONLY SECURE WAY TO NOT GET PREGNANT IS TO NOT HAVE SEX !

TMB:
It's entirely possible to get pregnant without having sex. The only solution, of course, is to ban mingling between the genders, and encourage homosexuality.

These young girls have the childs best interest at heart .

TMB:
Aww, that's sweet. When I was six, I had my parakeet's best interest at heart when I set him free. He promptly fell to the ground and died.

And it appears all you are concerned with are being a bitch to people who are not harming you at all.

TMB:
I pay taxes, and as others have pointed out, I am a part of American society. When a teenager gives birth, my money and peace of mind are taken away bit by bit. They are harming me.

I do not believe that teens should have children , but if a person gets pregnant they MUST be responsible for themselves and their child.

TMB:
Exactly. It's called a-b-o-r-t-i-o-n.

I THINK THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN A PREGNANT PERSON . . . SOMEONE WHINNING ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE.

TMB:
But I'm not harming anyone. ::twirls hair::

If you think that what they are doing is a social tragedy instead of whining and bitching assume the responsible position and do something positive otherwise mind your own business.

TMB:
You heard her, TMB readers. We must assume the responsible position and do something positive.

That's why I'm sponsoring Teen Mother Hunt 2002. The first person to kill twenty teen mothers wins $10,000. Get crackin'.


Shannon Barnett wrote: 

You are one of the most cold hearted person I have ever heard of!

TMB:
A chronology of cold-heartedness:

Elisabeth Bathory. Albert Fish. Adolph Hitler. David Berkowitz. John Wayne Gacy. Charles Ng. The Misanthropic Bitch.

Works for me.

Do you know what it is like being raped?

TMB:
No, does it feel good?

Also speaking of people that choose to do infertilty because of troubles they have, Well let me teel you something! I want you to tell me why I should not have children just because I was raped !

TMB:
His cock was big enough to render you infertile? Damn. Did you get his number?

Now how in the hell is that my fault?

TMB:
Didn't Momma tell you not to wear short skirts and prance around at 3 a.m. shouting, “I'm so fucking drunk right now!”?

I dont understand why you down everyone was you not loved or maybe loved the wrong way?

TMB:
Are you saying it was wrong that my parents allowed me to become their Satanic cult's underage sex slave? But it felt so right!

I wish you the best in life and hope one day you will overcome your hatered for life and find someone to love you and you can return the love one day! It is a great thing!

TMB:
Jesus loves me. That's all that matters.


T7Kimba@aol.com wrote:

(Snip quote from a Coatlique exchange) - and heres what I think about it ..

This line - "...but as soon as you opened your mouth, no man could resist the urge to shove his cock in there to shut you up.." makes me wonder .. are you writting to YOURSELF here?? I think you got a little confussed on that one - because I cant see how someone would be able to stand talking to you for a minute without wanting to either walk away or just SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE.

TMB:
Or write a rambling e-mail. I think I've touched your life in a meaningful way. It's a beautiful moment.

Its pretty pathic how you devote your time to making a site about how much you hate young girls when in fact its actually a site reflecting YOU

TMB:
Someone is halfway through her Psychology of Women class. I'm sure the professor will be proud that you've paid attention.

You sit there and write about slutty girls when wait .. werent you a 16 year old WHORE yourself?

TMB:
Simply having sex does not make one a whore. Having sex in exchange for something other than sweaty fun -- validation or a bastard child, for instance -- can qualify one for the "whore" label.

YEAH - oh but wait you said you were uh being smart about the whole thing FIRST of all - 16 and having sex already says YOUR AN IDIOT FOR THINKING YOU ARE ACTUALLY READY FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

TMB:
Ready for something like what? A dick goes in a vagina, ass or mouth. Unless one has bought into the soap operaness of sex, it's hardly an emotionally defining moment.

- and second - oh shit so you bought some condoms god damn it - that doesnt mean anything there are PLENTY of girls that use condoms - that does not give you a 100% chance of not getting pregnant.

TMB:
But an abortion -- unless it's performed by "Doctor" Rodriguez in his Queens basement -- gives a woman a 100 percent chance of not becoming a mother.

AND NEITHER DOES BIRTH CONTROL! YOU IDIOT

TMB:
Oh shit, she turned on the Caps Lock. She must be angry.

YOU NEED TO RELIZE THAT MOST GIRLS THAT GET PREGNANT DID THE SAME SHIT THAT YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE FUCKING GUYS - THINGS JUST TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY.

TMB:
Yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. It's like two women walking across the street. One looks both ways, while the other doesn't. The latter gets hit by a car, but it's not her fault. They were doing the same shit -- things just turned out differently.

You also need to relize that not all of these girls who are fucking guys are "rich white girls" with perfect lives. Must of them have had horrible things happen to them - either being molested or raped or abused but you wouldnt understand any of that - and I know that because if you went through any of the shit that 1 out of every 4 girls do then you wouldnt say any of that shit you do say - you would actually be openminded and understanding.

TMB:
Oh, no. The dreaded 1 out of every 4 girls is fingered by a pimply-faced 15-year-old at a make-out party during a full moon on Friday the 13th. Yes, she's definitely one who has gone through the women's studies indoctrination process and now assumes that any woman who does something irresponsible is suffering the effects of childhood trauma.

I dare you to write me back

TMB:
I did, and I eagerly await your response.


john m b u t t s wrote:

WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE YOUR LOYAL FANS A DAILY UPDATE ?????????

TMB:
Because my loyal fans don't do anything for me. Daily updates require gifts and money.

IF YOUR NOT GOING TO RUN THE WEB SITE, TAKE IT THE FUCK DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!

TMB:
If you're not going to send gifts and money, I will.

YOU ARE NO LONGER IN MY FAVORITES ..

TMB:
I shall miss your presence. Should you choose to return to the flock, I'll accept an Amazon.com gift certificate.


kewoodworth@hotmail.com wrote:

This was politically funny until I read what you wrote about Winona LaDuke....now I just realize you are just crass and come up with stupid things when you have no good points to make.

TMB:
Another day, another sacred cow slaughtered.


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