TMB: (I cut out most of her e-mail because she just rambles and rambles and rambles. I've never seen someone try so hard to justify her life choices. She even brought up stoning and female genital mutilation.)

What I am trying to say is that you made a lot of assumptions based on very little evidence. Statistics are one thing, but have you ever studied how the statistics are made?

TMB: (In a factory by elves, or so I've been told.)

You seem to be the type that hears and sees only what you want to hear or see, not what is actually there.

TMB: (Unlike ... uh, you?)

I post on several teen moms sites and every girl I have encountered who has been to your site has the same thing to say: "That girl not only has way too much time on her hands, she has her head way, WAY too far up her ass."

TMB: (And, unfortunately, I've found that's not a very effective method of birth control.)

And as for your claim of pregnant teens and teen moms needing to be euthanised, the exact same argument could me made that someone as closed-minded and viscious as you should be euthanised in order to prevent future violence against a group of people. In my opinion, someone who is as self-rightous to condemn others for their mistakes, to title a page of their websie "I'm so goddamn cool" and to go through so much trouble to harrass people they have never and will never met should be disposed of because they pose a much greater threat to the wellbeing of the american populace than teen mothers.

TMB: (She threatened me! Did everyone see that? She said that I should be killed! Oooh, she in trouble now.)

When I first came to your site I felt sick to my stomach because it was so wrong and so insulting. But now I just feel a lot of pity for you. Have you nothing better to do with your time than give a running commentary about everything you hate to people who could care less??

TMB: (I'm beginning to think that when teen mothers tell me that they "could care less" -- or couldn't care less, if they've had an English class or two -- they don't really mean it. I don't know why. It's just a funny feeling I get in my tummy.)

Is you life so pathetic, so unfulfilling, that you can think of nothing except ways to try to shock people and make yourself look like a bad ass? I can tell you were using your 'crowd pleaser' method of composing your website, and it's quite a subject of instant messages and chatrooms for a lot of moms I know. They all laugh at how you made yourself sound so big but at the same time like such a moron.

TMB: ("Blah, blah. I'm successful! Blah, blah. That bitch is unhappy! Blah, blah. I'll have a great life! Blah, blah. She'll be miserable!")

Oh yeah, I forgot. I consulted with several family members of mine who are involved in the justice system and they each informed me that since your site makes direct and detailed threats at a social group that if someone should bring your site to the attention of the authorities that charges could very well be made.

TMB: (I hope all of you have your sodium pentothal, pavulon and potassium chloride ready. You DO have them in your medicine cabinet, right? Oh, for shame, TMB readers, for shame.)

In light of the Columbine killings justice officials do not make light of any threat against a people group and therefore, your rantings of wanting pregnant teens to be euthanised could end up getting you charged for harrassment as well as many other things.

TMB: (Strangely, I imagine government agencies headed by the Bush administration "could care less" about teen mothers. They're too busy tracking down the fiendish creators of bonsai kittens. Maybe if I suggested that we should stick teen mothers in huge jars and see how their bodies are deformed, I'd be in trouble. That's not such a bad idea: http://www.bonsaiteenmothers.com. Get it while it's still available, folks!)

And before you say "No, it's on the computer I can say whatever I want" let me remind you of the boy in Florida (who simply suggested he may drop in on Columbine high school with a weapon) who ended up with a lengthy jail sentence as well as hefty fines and no computer access for a very long time.

TMB: (That's because the government cares about its precious resource of white, middle-class teenagers -- you know, the ones without kids of their own. Sheesh, does anyone else think that Cheryl is the product of a public school? Although with the success of "The Gilmore Girls," perhaps the tide will change and everyone will view teen mothers as funny ladies just trying to make it in this wacky, mixed-up world -- with the help of their rich parents, naturally.)

Many girls I know (as well as men and older women and generally anybody who has been to your site and seen how offensive it is) are prepared to take action against your site unless it is closed down swithin a week. I thought I should warn you before you find your internet access cut off, because in the terms of service of each and every internet supplier it states that if the server is used to harrass or engage in threatening or criminal activities that action will be taken against your account.

TMB: (Wow, Cheryl knows how to trace IP addresses! She's going to have my entire access to the Internet cut off! Oh, wait, I think she actually means the "internet supplier" who hosts my site. Right, right, the one that hasn't kicked me off after four years of receiving e-mails demanding that my site be removed and didn't budge when threatened with a lawsuit from a rich wench with too much free time. This Cheryl is a crazy girl, but I sure do admire her chutzpah!)

But, you know, I'm tired of my site. Let's have it go down in a blaze of glory.

Visit teenmommies.aol.com and supportofteenmoms.aol.com and let them know that you support them 110 percent! Tell Cheryl1818 that you want to join her crusade! Tell her that my site doesn't deserve to exist even in a society that theoretically encourages its citizens to engage in the free exchange of ideas! Tell her that society is totally behind teen mothers and will simply not stand around and do nothing while they are satirized! Satirized, people -- how can we accept teen mothers being satirically portrayed as incompetent, overemotional, irrational and intolerant? I feel dirty right now. I think I need a shower.

Start a Web site dedicated to removing my site. Ask other Web sites to join in the crusade. Forward this e-mail to your friends. Tell them to get in on the action because without the help of thousands of Internet users, Cheryl will never achieve her goal. And can you imagine what that will do to her self-esteem?

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