From the amount of spew you've produced it looks like a greatportion of your weekend has been spent doing this and of course I ask mustask why?

TMB:Not much else to do on a Sunday evening now that the WB dropped "7th Heaven" repeats from its line-up.

Sure they're rich spoiled priviledged people but is that what'spissed you off?

TMB:No. They're rich, spoiled, privileged fish food who dominated the airwaves even though none of them contributed greatly to society. China threatening to invade Taiwan? 30th anniversary of the moonwalk? Sweltering heat on the East Coast? Does it matter when a Kennedy plunges into the ocean?

I mean your life must really depressing is this is what youdo for fun.

TMB:As if you lead such an exciting life.

There are so many ther cause a misanthropic bitch can goafter.

TMB:Butchering sacred cows is one of them.

The guy was rich, from a rich family and he got cocky and flew hisairplane into the sea and now's he's dead. Move on to other topics, you'renot CNN either although you went on about the same as they did.

TMB:If the news outlets presented the story in a realistic manner -- normal guy with few skills and talents comes face to face with natural selection -- I wouldn't mind the coverage. Prattling on about how "America mourns" its "American prince" is nauseating, and someone needs to say so.

well you certainly dont wear your heart on your sleeve, "do you."

TMB:It's too fucking hot in NYC to wear a shirt with sleeves.

ithink your probably upset about the fact that john, jr accomplished morein 38 years that you oralot of people will ever in your lifetime!

TMB:Quite frankly, I think I've accomplished more in my 21 years than John-John did in his 38, but I guess I evaluate accomplishments differently from the way the masses do. I like to earn what I have.

sure he had the connections,the moneygood looks, a great women and that really burns you, doesnt it.

TMB:I would not have traded places with him or Carolyn Bessette, so no, it doesn't burn me.

you say the magazine is boring, have you even read a copy? or are youfollowing the washington crowd who stated george never got it.

TMB:I read his magazine on several occasions, and I wasn't impressed. Following the Washington crowd? Do I look like Maureen Dowd to you? Oh, yes, I'm intimately familiar with all those in the Beltway. We regularly exchanged opinions on the state of George.

isuggest you pick up 250 ways to make america better by the editors ofgeorge, and then youll understand what he was trying to accomplish andjust why people like youare so afraid to think about politics in a different light.

TMB:I'm not afraid to think about politics in a different light, but I didn't find anything revolutionary about JFK Jr.'s magazine. If he had decided to run for public office, it would have been as a Democrat, not a third party candidate. Different light, indeed.

people likeyou make me sick with your petty jealousies, why dont you get a life andlearn how to respect the dead TMB:

Why is it always assumed that anyone who criticizes overhyped celebrities suffers from jealousy? Not all of us place the same emphasis on superficial values.

Why would I respect a dead person when I didn't respect him in life?

Because e-mail can be altered electronically, the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed.

TMB: I'll pray that's the case, as your missive does nothing but demonstrate why network television and its peons are losing viewers.

i'm no flag-waver for the kennedys, either;

TMB: Could have fooled me.

but what good are YOU really doing by making fun of them and by blathering on about how frustrated you are about the reactions of others and the media?

TMB: The same good that NBC is going with its constant coverage: entertaining and placating my demographic.

so carolyn was/is beautiful? are you mad because you're not?

TMB: Did anyone think Carolyn was beautiful? Honestly? She had a horrible dye job, her eyebrows were overplucked, her schnozz was on the large side and always appeared to be suffering the aftereffects of a line of coke, and she was too thin. Half of the girls in my graduating class were more attractive than she was (and 100% are better looking than her now that her emaciated corpse has been picked at by the fishies in the deep blue sea).

And that's not jealousy -- just pure shock for what passes as attractive in The Not Very Real World. She may have been a wonderful person with a great sense of style, but I don't know anyone who would call her "beautiful."

so her money got her through a few doors in life?

TMB: Nothing wrong with that, but fawning over her in death makes it appear she made some sort of contribution in life. Nice to know boinking a do-nothing Kennedy can dominate the airwaves even when China is threatening to invade Taiwan.

so she came from the richest town in america and still only went to BU?

TMB: Which might give one a clue as to her level of intelligence.

and you know what else? the average speeder in america does not get ticketed.

TMB: True, but the average speeder doesn't zip around town with the chief of police waving at him and nicely asking him to slow down.

a real writer doesn't go for cheapshots.

TMB: Right, only network television does.

throwing down the "God hates" card puts you right in there with the people who demonstrate outside abortion clinics.

TMB: It's official: sarcasm is dead at NBC. Long live literalism.

do you also think God hates fags?

TMB: If he did, they wouldn't be so damn cheerful all of the time.

my advice: turn the other way. turn off the fucking tv. stop reading the post.

TMB: No problem: I did that on Saturday.

and for what it's worth, i didn't go surfing to find your website. some schlub i work with e-mailed it to me. 'll have a few choice words for him too.

TMB: Was it Al Roker?

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