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Updates
November 13, 2004
Fuck you up and get high
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
November 6, 2004
Rush Limbaugh called
He wants his meme back.
November 5, 2004
Bring the pain
You hate us. You really hate us.
November 3, 2004
Welcome to the Hellmouth
You hate us. You really hate us.
October 27, 2004
Why can't Johnny vote?
Because he's on parole.
October 23, 2004
They're coming for me
The bogeyman is everywhere.
October 22, 2004
Idiots
The downside to a global community.
October 19, 2004
Must have blood
It trickles down my ass.
October 4, 2004
Staff reductions
I found this while going through my
pictures. It's a screen capture I took from the Army Knowledge
Center on Sept. 12, 2001. It took them a few hours to discover
the tastelessness of the picture and the headline that had been
posted before the attacks.
September 20, 2004
John Kerry is a poopiehead
He kills kittens, too.
September 8, 2004
Never forget to roll when supporting our troops
Or are you un-American?
July 30, 2004
Good Morning, Slaves
Bring it on.
June 13, 2004
Fuck the Children
But put down the camcorder.
May 28, 2004
Bye Bye Baby
So long, my honey, so long.
May 6, 2004
Stupid People
Some people never learn.
April 16, 2004
Who's Fucking Who?
A vote for Bush is a vote against bush.
November 28, 2003
Errorism
So, you sat next to an ax murderer...
September 30, 2003
What's the Matter with Parents Today?
I'm funding the upcoming generations. Huzzah!
September 14, 2003
Flossing a Dead Horse
I think we've covered this extensively in previous installments.
July 29, 2003
Tits
The Kool-Aid is to the left.
May 27, 2003
God Called in Sick Today
Screw Ellis Island.
May 20, 2003
It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta
The Yankee imperialists have come to play.
May 13, 2003
Into The Oven
I'm gonna eat you for Thanksgiving.
April 26, 2003
Hebosaurus
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup.
March 8, 2003
Tokin' for Osama
This is Mike.
February 16, 2003
We Are the Punks
And you suck.
January 10, 2003
Boobies
Sheep.
December 7, 2002
Why Don't You Love Me
I'm a living sickness.
November 26, 2002
Who Will Babysit the Babysitters?
When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks.
November 19, 2002
Do They Owe Us a Living?
Of course they fucking do.
November 8, 2002
My Name Is Dickhead
I am an inbred.
August 29, 2002
They Put a Smile on Our Faces
God's special people
July 28, 2002
Make It Stop
And still they come
July 17, 2002
Cliche Topic
Smile, you're on abortion camera.
July 2, 2002
In God We Trust
Because he's one of us.
June 13, 2002
Hate Mail
With 100% more stupidity
June 3, 2002
Help Me to Help You
I want to help save the world.
May 30, 2002
Deaf As I Wanna Be
I didn't see the house before I agreed to rent. So, when I first saw the "Caution: Deaf Children Playing" sign, I sighed.
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