japonica 8: i just LOVE what you wrote on TMB's page!!
japonica 8: only not really, cuz i think you're basically a huge loser who wastes too much time on that dumb shit
Coatlique7: oh, really?
japonica 8: yeah!! really!! like, for real!!
japonica 8: its quite amusing though, observing your stupidity
japonica 8: so.. thanks!
japonica 8: do ya get harassed a lot onlin now?
japonica 8: online*
Coatlique7: i get harassed sometimes. i also get complimented sometimes. is that all you have to say?
japonica 8: complimented?? wow
japonica 8: no.. why do you waste so much time writing to her?!
Coatlique7: yes, complimented. like, totally, really, truly, like, for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
japonica 8: ohh.. shoot me...
japonica 8: but anyhow. why spend so much time on someone you hate so much??
japonica 8: the funniest was how you signed your letters "A real woman"... jeez
Coatlique7: hey, i was only reflecting yourself back to you. remember: "yeah!! really!! like, for real!! "
japonica 8: uhh... it was sarcasm... gee
japonica 8: but either way. do ya intend to answer my inquiry??
Coatlique7: uhh...gee...no shit...so was mine. i was making fun of you...sarcastically. you do understand sarcasm since you use it so much, don't you?
japonica 8: hmm... well.. of course. only i get the feeling you felt i was serious.
japonica 8: are you gonna answer the question??
Coatlique7: well, you felt wrong. maybe it shows how little you know about me.
japonica 8: I've heard that if you stand in front of a mirror at exactly midnight and say "porn" 69 times, Coatlique will appear. japonica 8: LMAO... i'm gonna try in a few minutes.. see ya then
japonica 8: i hope it stays that way, too.. to i do wish to know why u keep writing to someone you dislike so much??
japonica 8: ugh.. sorry... so anyways... are ya gonna answer?!!
Coatlique7: See above.
japonica 8: i was signed off, i didnt get it
Coatlique7: which question? the one about me being "stupid," the one about me wasting "so much time," or the one about why i bother with someone i "hate" so much?
japonica 8: all.
japonica 8: they are alike...
japonica 8: as in, why bother with TMB when you dislike her so much?
Coatlique7: Let me ask you: Why are you bothering with me if you think I'm so stupid? I mean, obviously, in your own view, you would just be wasting your time.
japonica 8: i'm "bothering" you cuz i wanna know why you do what you do.
Coatlique7: I should say that in your own view you are just wasting your time.
Coatlique7: Maybe I want to know why TMB does what he does.
japonica 8: therefore, i'm not wasting my time, for i will hopefully get an answer from you and be enlightened.
japonica 8: yeah, but you write her ssssooo much...
Coatlique7: Oh, so now you're looking to me for enlightenment? I thought I was stupid.
japonica 8: seriously. what is the cause?
Coatlique7: Of what?
japonica 8: uuummm, no, just that your answering my question will enlighten me. sarcasm, again.
japonica 8: of writing TMB..
Coatlique7: And in case you haven't noticed, and I have writtent to him in a long time and I only sent him a few e-mails. I wouldn't call that soooooooooo much.
Coatlique7: Sarcasm? No, really? Gee, I didn't noticed!!!
japonica 8: yeah, it was a lot though... but damnit, i just want an answer!!
japonica 8: notice*
Coatlique7: Notice!!!
japonica 8: thanks.
Coatlique7: An answer to what?
japonica 8: damnit you're impossible. i hate to think that such childish people pose as adults.
Coatlique7: Ha ha ha! I'm glad I'm succeeding in pissing you off so much! This is fun! Thanks!
japonica 8: you're not pissing me off, but if it brightens your world, you can think that.
japonica 8: i just would like to know if there's a method to your madness... or if you just like people laughing at you online.
Coatlique7: My world is much brighter now because of your delightful company. What do you mean by saying that I'm impossible? How, pray tell, am I impossible? I've been answering all of your questions as completely as possible. If if missed it, what was the question again?
japonica 8: huh? you have yet to answer the question... WHY DO YOU WRITE TMB???
japonica 8: what do you seek to gain??
Coatlique7: I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question? I didn't understand.
japonica 8: bright one... Why do you write to TMB, and what do you hope to gain by writing her?
Coatlique7: Well, that does sound a little more respectful than when you first started.
japonica 8: yeah.. so anyways... what is the answer?
Coatlique7: Maybe if you can keep up this more mature tone I can actually talk to you and answer your questions.
Coatlique7: Ooops! Sorry! I forgot what the question was! japonica 8: scroll bar...
Coatlique7: I'm sorry, I can read it again but I don't understand it. Can you please rephrase the question?
japonica 8: Why do you write to TMB, and what do you hope to gain by writing her?
japonica 8: its not that hard...
Coatlique7: Oh, you were doing really good until you said "it's not that hard," and then I suddenly forgot what the question was.
japonica 8: Why do you write to TMB, and what do you hope to gain by writing her?
Coatlique7: I'm sorry, I can only focus on one thing at a time! :)
japonica 8: i noticed... jeez
Coatlique7: Oh no! I forgot the question again! I was just about to answer it, but then you said something and I suddently forgot again! I'm terribly sorry. Could you please remind me of what the question is?
japonica 8: Why do you write to TMB, and what do you hope to gain by writing her?
Coatlique7: I can't scroll up. It's stuck. :)
japonica 8: of course it is.
Coatlique7: But of course! You would believe me, wouldn't you? By the way, you're getting dangerously close to making me forget the question again.
japonica 8: i'm dreadfully sorry. now, why do u write TMB, and what do u wanna gain in doing so?
Coatlique7: OK, well...why does TMB make such a hateful web site and what does he hope to gain from it? Why do you send me such taunting IM's and what do you hope to gain from it? Why do any of us bother with any of this? What do you think? It's a somewhat of a philosophical question, don't you think?
Coatlique7: forget "a"
Coatlique7: before somewhat
japonica 8: weeeeell, you didnt answer the question. i told you why i IM you.. i just wanna know if there's a method to your madness.
Coatlique7: madness? what madness?
japonica 8: oh my... its an expression..
Coatlique7: please explain it. i don't fancy myself mad.
Coatlique7: at least not mad as in crazy, anyway.
japonica 8: i didnt say you were. okay. all i wanna know is, what is the purpose behind writing TMB, and what do you want to gain by doing so?
Coatlique7: To point out the obvious: Because I disagreed with him and I wanted to get my own point of view across, OF COURSE! That's why he made a web site and that's why you're IMing me: Because we all want to voice our own opinions. Could you not figure that out on your own?
japonica 8: i wanted to see you say it!!
japonica 8: there could be other reasons..
Coatlique7: Say what? Wasn't it obvious?
Coatlique7: What other reason could there be?
japonica 8: yes. but there could be other less obvious reasons.
japonica 8: like, say, to piss TMB off, or to get a laugh, or because you were extremely angry..
Coatlique7: such as... What did you want me to say? "Because I am a stupid shit, who has nothing better to do than sit in front of the computer, just like you suspected."? I mean, what were you looking for when you IMed me?
Coatlique7: Well, I did use a bit of humor and yes, of course, I was angry. Although I wasn't thinking of TMB as much as the other readers. So what? What in the world is your point?
japonica 8: nothing. just wondered. i had to speak to the glorious coatlique
japonica 8: i dont have a point. that is all. bye
Coatlique7: Well, thank you for mocking me.
Coatlique7: And thank you for making have to explain simple things to you.
japonica 8: no problem
japonica 8: arent u missing a "me" in there?
Coatlique7: OK, now try to just see the obvious next time, OK? Yes, I missed a "me." So what?
japonica 8: well, i'll be going now. bai bai
Coatlique7: OK. Run along.
japonica 8: haha

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