Coatlique Has a Fit

Coatlique Takes Manhattan

Lisa wrote:

I'm writing this in response to what you had to say about "Porn" on your Misanthropic Bitch website. Maybe you enjoy watching women being treated like mindless fuck tubes (which is probably what YOU are) but I do not. So please do not speak for all women by saying something to the effect of "Men should be encouraged to watch porno films to learn how to give women what they *really* want." Excuse me, but how the fuck do YOU know what *I* want? Are you the chosen spokesperson for all 3 billion women on the planet? I don't think so.

You also said something to the effect of "I do not want to watch two people mutually gratifying each other and bringing each other to orgasm." Why not? "I want to see nipple clamps, whips and chains..." yadda yadda yadda. Why is this so? Do you have something against good sex? Are you afraid of actually having good sex? Does sex have to be horrible in order for you to like it? (And don't give me this bullshit about how my "definition" of "good sex" may be different from yours. You know exactly what I'm talking about.)

And I doubt that you lead a very satifying sex life. You probaby just let men shove their penises in and out of you and then pretend that you enjoyed it even though you didn't. You are probably afraid to tell men the TRUTH about what you *really* want and instead have browbeated yourself into believing that you like being beaten and pissed on (or at least treated like nothing more than a poke hole) because nothing else is being offered to you and you don't really feel as though you deserve anything better. You probably want the rest of us self-respecting women to feel like we are "frigid" just because we don't like having the shit fucked out of us the way "normal" pornographised women like you do-even though we are all quite capable of enjoying ourselves with men who are SENSITIVE and DO care about our needs as well as their own. But perhaps you have never been cared about, have never had gratifying sex, and do not perceive yourself as good enough for such a thing.... (Honey, I've had sex that I'm sure media-washed mind couldn't DREAM of!)

If you were really a Bitch, then you would not be acting like such a Doormat. You are not a Bitch, you are a mindless fuck doll that is used and thrown away by men and you pretend to "like it" because you do not have the self-esteem to ask for anything better. Please stop embaressing yourself and realize that you are coming off as nothing more than a first class BIMBO. If you want to lay on the ground and let men stomp all over you while shoulting "Oh baby, give me more! I'm worthless and I know it!" then go right ahead, but do not tell men to treat all women that way and do not DARE tell ME what *I* want because you don't have a single clue what I want. And my theory is that perhaps you don't really know what you want either....

By the way, I am also 21 years old and want you to know that you do not buy into your bratty shit. Grow up.

Another thing: Don't worry about being a "misanthrope". This proud and contributing member of the Human Race doesn't like you very much, either. You're probably just angry because you've never known how to relate to people and now you want to act like it's everybody elses fault that you're such a self-righteous idiot. Why don't try doing something GOOD for the world for a change, instead of just brooding at your computer about all the things that have hurt your poor little feelings? There's a lot of people in this world who have it far worse off than you do, and maybe if you tried GIVING a little you would see how good it feels. (But of course, I can't explain that to you. You can't know unless you've experienced it.) You can't escape the fact that you are part of this world and this species no matter hard you try and no matter how much better than everyone else you think you are. Maybe if you actually tried to ENJOY being a part of it by getting involved in your community and the social activism that you so hate (fighting for whatever YOU choose) you would find that you can actually have a higher purpose in life and would feel a little bit better about yourself...instead feeling of so small, isolated, and angry. The world is not against you so stop being against the world. You're only hurting yourself. This planet will spin without you.

A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

I sent you an e-mail about why I disagree with your views on pornography, but I would like to make one correction. The more I read your website, the more I disbelieve that you are a woman. When I read your views on pornography I didn't question your claim to the female sex because I've known several women who had low self-esteem and as a result were brainwashed into believing that they "like" pornography that is obviously degrading to women (as you admitted that it is-just like you admitted that women in pornography are only PRETENDING to enjoy themselves. If porn represents what women *really* want, as you claim, then why do women in it have to PRETEND? You haven't taken any Logic in that college of yours, I see!). However, after further reading, I see it is obvious that you cannot be a woman. You only pretend (there's that pretending again!) to be a woman to make your claims seem more ligitimate-as if your words sound any better by virtue of the fact that they're supposedly being said by a woman! Excuse me, I am pro-feminist, not necessarily pro-every female that crosses my path! But perhaps you will not admit that FEMINST and FEMALE are not the same thing. (One represents a set of biological traits, such as vaginas and breasts, "the only things that matter", and one is a philosophy toward life. Do you know which is which?)

I know you can't be a woman because no woman hates herself THAT much, no matter how hard angry men like you try to make us. I think you're just pissed off because you can't get laid.

A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

p.s. Well, I was right about one thing: you're not a REAL woman! I just didn't know how literal it was! Gee, it's funny how things work like that....

No, you do not threaten me. If you really were a woman you would, as I already stated, by a DOORMAT!!! However, since you are not a woman, I could not possibly be threatened by the "fact" that you're a woman. And as a man, you do not threaten me because 1.) You have no power over me. 2.) I'm both smarter and happier than you are (and I have FRIENDS). 3.) If you have to hide behind a "woman" facade, you're obviously nothing to be afraid of.

Are YOU threatened by a self-respecting WOMAN like myself?

Futhermore, I'M bitter?!! Listen to yourself, MISANTHROPE!!! I mean, you call yourself the MISANTHROPIC BITCH, which means you hate the entire world and everybody in it. And you say I am bitter? No really, you would make a far better comedian than I!

What I suggested to you is that you actually try doing something good for people for a change. I want to devote my life to helping people. If I am so bitter, then why do I have such love for the human race-well, except for you? Since you're a "misanthropic bitch", you must either not be human or you must hate yourself. If you are not human, then I do not have to have love for you like I do for the rest of the human race because you're not part of it. If you hate yourself, then I would not want to destroy your integrity by throwing some love at you. Therefore, you don't count. HA HA!!! ( Of course, you're feeling "will not be hurt" but I think you're feeling were hurt a long time ago but everybody who hated you because you're asshole...)

So why don't you show what a real man-I mean, woman (snicker)-you are and print my last two e-mails in their entirety on your "stupid people" page? I would be honored to have to respond to me on your website, and put my words where everyone can see them and judge for themselves. We'll see who the "stupid" person is. Or do you not have enough "BALLS" to do it?

A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

And no, I do not hate all men. Just you, baby. Just you.

A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

I have a very simple, common sense, down-to-earth question for you:

Why do you criticize women for "hating men" but then openly admit that you hate women and even say that you are proud of it?

HELLO!!! LOGIC 101!!!!!

Can you say "HYPOCRACY"? Let's spell it boys and girls: H-Y-P-O-C-R-A-C-Y.

Can you grasp the concept of what the word "hypocracy" means? Perhaps you should look it up in that dictionary of yours that you love so much-you know, the one that you're alway offering to send to people? Or perhaps you do not really have a dictionary. Perhaps the only thing you have is a DICKtionary.

Forgive me for saying so, but you're really not very bright.

Oh yeah, and please print this on your "stupid people" section. You can respond to it line by line. I would love to hear your weak arguments and pathedic denials.

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A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

Is that the best you can do? Find a spelling error? Weak. Very weak.

I wasn't going to respond to her, but the "let me spell 'hypocrisy' for you" e-mail was too hard to resist.

You may know how to spell it, but you still obviously do not grasp the concept of what the word means. If you did, then you would see that you are a hypocrit (or hypocrat or whatever the fuck! Who cares?!).

I suppose that you will focus on one spelling error and use it as a way to distract from the fact that my argument tears yours to shreds. I smiled when I saw that that was all you had.

I'm still wondering whether or not you're going to print my first two e-mails in their entirity on your webpage. I would love to see them there. If you want to, you can even print my "Huh????" e-mail and announce to the whole world that it is proof positive that you are not really a hypocrit, because if you were really a hypocrit, then obviously I would have known how to spell it. (Faulty logic again?) Keep the weak arguments coming. I'll be here, ready to knock them down one by one.

A REAL WOMAN,

Coatlique

I would like to express my thanks and gratitude to you for posting my e-mails on your webpage. I was even more honored to see that you had put me at the top of your list! Although you did refer to me as a "whiny, bitter cunt" (which sounds far more like a description of yourself than me-or is that a whiny, bitter "misanthropic bitch" who feels that "she" must share "her" itterness with the world via a webpage?) you did give people the opportunity to hear the other side of the story and you allowed my e-mails to maintain heir integrity by keeping them whole and not just presenting a partial viewof them. Perhaps there is hope for you yet...

I would also like to reassert that I DID mean everything I said in my e-mails and did not just say those things to get a rise out of you-I'm too honest forthat-including the fact that you're a self-righteous idiot and all the rest. I was expressing my true beliefs. (And I still think you're a man.)...

however, even though you were more than willing to hurl names at me, you did not provide one single argument as to why anything I said was wrong. You did not provide any evidence or any logical arguments to prove your case. In fact, you didn't even state your case. Your "case" was just that I am a "whinny, bitter cunt". Oh yeah, like you couldn't call ANYBODY that whenever it's convenient for you. If I'm wrong, tell me WHY. Give me a GOOD REASON.

Obviously, you still have a lot of work to do. But someday you will learn. Someday.Okay, I said I wasn't going to throw any love your way, but I lied. My heart goes out to you. May you be safe on your journey through the Universe.

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